'Her? She's an angel.'
'I don't like her.'
'She looks mad.'
'Do you really think so?'
'Yes. She was sad and now she's mad.'
'Why is she mad?'
'She's mad at the girls.'
'Why is she mad at the girls?'
'Because they told her to stop.'
And… cue maniacal laughter. I should be a lot more concerned. But it's been a tiring week, what with the children at home, visiting relatives, and one very sick cat.
On the plus side though? Arcade Fire's latest album, Reflektor? Is perfection.
Happy New Year everybody.